Monday, 7 July 2008
I was sitting in the petrol station on the heel and ankle waiting on my LSD paying for my fill up. A people carrier came into the station (Through the exit) with the kids not strapped in. He (Yes it was a guy) got out of his car and I wish I was in the fashion police. He was wearing a full Linfield track suit (He looked as athletic as a hippo with piles) best was yet to come .... He went to the ATM, put his hand in his rear pocket and pulled out .... (Yes you've guessed it)... a Linfield wallet .... (Must have need the cash to replenish the Buckfast stock.