Monday 7 July 2008

Blues Brother

I was sitting in the petrol station on the heel and ankle waiting on my LSD paying for my fill up. A people carrier came into the station (Through the exit) with the kids not strapped in. He (Yes it was a guy) got out of his car and I wish I was in the fashion police. He was wearing a full Linfield track suit (He looked as athletic as a hippo with piles) best was yet to come .... He went to the ATM, put his hand in his rear pocket and pulled out .... (Yes you've guessed it)... a Linfield wallet .... (Must have need the cash to replenish the Buckfast stock.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmm..sounds like a Liverpool supporter in disguise to me!!lol

Anonymous said...

you wouldnt get the hatchet men doing that !!! lol

Anonymous said...

Or the red devils!!...or the teddy bears come to think of it!!x:+}

Anonymous said...

Say nothing about the teddy bears or you may not get invited to the picnic

Anonymous said...

So not funny!!..umm...would they b serving that weetabix 'n strawberry concoction of yours at this picnic?? If so,i won't mind missing it,'cause I'm totally with Glenn on the fact that it is..not..to my taste..shall we say!! x:+}

Anonymous said...

I suppose it's not really culshe cuisine... Substitute the weetabix with straw and let me know how you get on

Anonymous said...

:+O PARDON???? how rude!!

Anonymous said...

Rude... Me..... I don't even know the meaning of the word