I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE…BACKWARDS
You start out dead and get that out of the way, and then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being to healthy; go and collect your pension, and then you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for 40 years until your young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party till all hours, your generally promiscuous and you get ready for senior school, you become a kid, you play and have no responsibilities, you then become a baby, and then you spend the next nine months floating peacefully in luxury, In space like conditions, central heating, room service on tap, larger living area every day, and then you finish off as an orgasm! Perfect!