Wet Wales

I'm at a Quality Hotel just 5 miles outside of Cardiff. It is lashing down outside (yet again). I'm sitting at the Internet connection in reception, there is a 42" plasma screen on the wall a few feet away from me, with a showing of Robin Hood Prince of Thieves and the volume set at max. (Nine pence a minute to be online, so I better try and get my spelling right first time around or the extra spell checking will cost me more money let alone the TVs high volume effecting my hearing)